Sunday, December 21, 2008


Once again I am sitting in front my computer, having not done anything with my blog for several months. Since early August to be more exact. So I guess my pre-new years resolution needs to be that I give more attention to this page, and hopefully add something to it once a week or more.

Currently I am at home for a few weeks for Christmas, so maybe I'll post more while I'm here. That might get me into the habit of updating more often.

So what have I been up to in the past 4 months? Here is a brief rundown:

- School: Classes have been hefty this past semester, with multiple projects in every class, and a massively stupid paper for Comm. Theory. But in the end grades were good, and I had a great semester.

-Family: My brother just got back from a year in Tunisia, so the past week has been spent chilling with him(mostly playing video games, Gears of War 2 specifically). Also, my eldest brother Matt and his wife Mishawn had another child, my first nephew, named Tobin, or Toby. He is pretty fun and likes to sleep.

-Sleeping: I have a terrible time falling asleep at night. My bedtime ranges from midnight-4AM now, but most nights I wont fall asleep for another 2-3 hours once in bed. I am seeing a doctor in a few days to discuss this issue.

-Singularity: Recently I ended a relationship with my longtime girlfriend Kirsten. Although it was really tough to pull the trigger with this, I think in the longrun it will be the best for both of us, and that is all I will say regarding that.

Well that is all for now. I will be back tomorrow with some movie/music/whatever discussion of what I've enjoyed lately.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

My Face Actually Hurts

I slept at a weird angle last night and my tooth is killing me. I need to go buy some oral care gel to make it numb. Numbing away any sort of pain is the only way to get past that type of thing in life.

Monday, August 4, 2008

I love stuff flying at my face

I went to see Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D today, and had a ton of fun watching it. I really hope that they make more movies in 3D, and not just kids movies. All types of movies would be fun in 3D. Plus, they give you these snazzy glasses to wear, which makes it all the more awesome.

And thankfully Brendan Fraser was fun in this film, since the most recent Mummy movie was total garbage, and a complete waste of my time. The rest of the supporting cast was fun as well, making this decent action adventure kids film better than most, and even better once all sorts of junk was popping at my face. That being said, I dont think I could watch this movie again, unless it was in 3D on a big screen again.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Bite Me!

About 5 or 6 days ago I was bitten by a spider or some sort of other creature, or else just acquired some sort of weird infection on my skin. Unfortunately this is located on the side of my chest, just below my armpit. What started out looking like a pimple soon began to fade away, and I payed no attention to it for a couple of days. Then after a day of moving boxes back and forth for our garage sale, as well as intermittently playing the drums, the site began throbbing with pain, and was very warm to the touch. This is what it looked like:

So after trying to get an appointment to see a doctor this coming week, I was advised by an on call nurse to go to urgent care within the next few hours, so I went into LA to our insurance's medical centers and got in line to see a doctor, of which there were people in line for 2 and 1/2 hours at that point. However, I guess the nature of my problem is more serious than most, as I was into see a doctor in about 25 minutes, which made most people in the waiting room pretty angry (or so I hear, I didn't see them, but my girlfriend Kirsten said she got dirty looks, haha). In the end the doctor didnt really know what caused it and prescribed me some antibiotics, and took some samples in case is was a type of staff infection that has been going around.

And low and behold after only a few pills and about 24 hours later, the wound exploded in the shower, forcing me to clean up about a 5 tablespoons of nasty pus and blood from our tub. What a mess. That did mean that the would not have to cut it open which is good. Now all I have left to deal with is an oozing sore.

Thanks for reading, and I hope you all just ate something.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Book Breakdown

Well since Comic-con has come and gone, I figured I should post my thoughts on the heavy amounts of books flying past me over the last few weeks. Not much else to say but what I think about them...

Joker's Asylum:
This five issue run consists of "origin/important" stories of what could be considered the most famous or favorite villains of Gotham City. Each story is told by the Joker is a Tales from the Crypt-esque manner. Every issue is written by a different writer, and the art is drawn by different artists as well. Overall I enjoyed the Asylum run, even if it was hit or miss between issues. Considering that this was released to coincide and tag along with The Dark Knight, it is odd that the weakest issue is the Joker issue, in which the premise is good, but writing is weak and art is effing terrible. The Poison Ivy and Scarecrow issues were very entertaining, even with some execution misfires. In the end the best issues were the Penguin and Two-Face ones, both of which focused most on the origin of the character. If I was to pick a favorite of the five I would probably lean towards Penguin, but I may be biased as it was written by Jason Aaron, who writes the amazing Scalped, which is one of my favorite current comic runs. Still though, the Two-Face issue was amazing, and included the best use of the Joker as the narrator.

Two-Face: Year One - Part One of Two:
This is a great book, and I'm excited/nervous to see where the second part takes the story. I'm excited because I really enjoyed reading this double issue delving into an origin story of Two-Face that seems to parallel Frank Miller's classic Batman: Year One. I especially enjoyed the mob feel present in both Miller's vision, as well as what was seen in The Dark Knight. It was also great to see Jim Gordon being the great cop he was before he became commissioner of Gotham. Now why I'm nervous...this was a great origin story. I don't see what more could be added to it. Without giving too much away, Harvey Dent is not Two-face for most of the book, but that is part of what I felt was great about it, seeing how well he was developed into this villain. That being said I do have great faith for this artistic team to deliver a great second part, which I imagine will only go hand in hand with what was established in part one.

Scalped - Vol. 1 + 2:
Amazing series. Jason Aaron is a great up and coming writer, as shown with this series, and the Penquin one-shot for Joker's Asylum. The story is about a Native American who returns to his reservation after years of bouncing around by himself. The art is raw and fantastic as well, drawn by R.M. Guera. I've read volumes one and two, and am waiting for volume 3 to launch which will catch up to issue 18, so I can continue on with issues, starting with 19 in stores this month. I'm trying to avoid the story so not to give anything away, but this is one of the best current ongoing series.

Supreme Power vol. 1:
This series came about after a failed Marvel/DC crossover. Marvel wanted the Justice League to exist for a while with the Avengers, but DC backed out. So Marvel did what anyone would do, and COMPLETELY copied the Justice League. Literally the Superman character, Hyperion crash lands to a farm family. But here Marvel took a twist and placed it under there MAX Comics label, who put out only Parental Advisory work. So basically it ends up as an awesome interpretation of JL, in which the characters can act much more violently, as well as access deeper themes and storylines (Racism is a big part of one character, who only involves himself in white on black crimes...). This series started and finished a while ago, and the book was only $7 at Comic-con so I figured I would pick it up, and I'm glad I did. Hopefully I can find the rest of the series(it only ran for a few volumes before moving to a different publisher).

Lex Luthor - Man of Steel:
This is the best story about Lex Luthor that is available. That's all I really need to say. One of the best Superman books I've read (All-Star Superman is a great current series...last issue is next month), and for the first time devotes an entire storyline into why Lex hates Superman. And it's good.

Transmetropolitan - Back to the Streets:
This is volume one of what is considered to be Warren Ellis' best work. I wouldn't know because I've actually not really read much of Ellis' work. The story revolves around a journalist named Spider Jerusalem who is dragged out of his hidden mountain home into the city to put out some books he owes contractually to an editor. Once back in the city, he finds much has changed, and sets out to examine this world he once knew, which involves "transients" or humans in mid-shift to becoming aliens. This first trade paperback was, once again, on sale at Comic-con so for a mere $4 I picked it up. Inside are the first 3 issues. Most Trade Paperbacks(TPB) come with 5-6 issues, but this was only $8 originally, and each issue is very dense. Almost too dense in fact. Currently I have mixed feelings about the book. It is very crude and explicit on one hand, and on the other hand creates a sci-fi world that is very amazing, yet believable at the same time. I enjoyed the read but was turned off by some aspects of it, which may be apart of it being only 3 issues. However, I have heard that volume two builds upon everything set up in this first volume, and it also contains more issues than most(9 issues in vol. 2).

The Safest Place:
I'm actually only partway through this so I'll be brief on it. This book revolves around a photojournalist who over time has become somewhat of a go to man for getting stuff done. This is because he doesn't feel pain when it is inflicted upon him. This is somewhat of a blessing and a curse as he almost dies continuously, but never realized his danger. I picked this book up because the writers Victor Riches and Steve Grant were signing it at Comic-con, and the Punisher style story was intriguing to me, and so far my choice has paid off. Plus the guys were really nice to talk to, and I love Image Comics who published it.

American Virgin Vol. 1:
Ahhhh American Virgin. I had heard good things about you. Now I've read you. You are a dirty comic. I imagine most people I know would probably be somewhat or deeply offended by this comic and find it sacrilegious. However, by the end of this volume I was in love with it, and want to read the entire run of it (it ran for only 23 issues, so there are only four volumes for the series). The story follows Adam Chamberlain who is a 21-year-old youth pastor who is famous in a TBN sort of way for writing and promoting abstinence. He is known globally for his book as well as his out spoken promise that he will not have sex with his girlfriend, who is the only one for him, until they are married. Then his girlfriend is beheaded by terrorists while on a missions trip, at which point Adam seeks to find out more about what happened, and is continuously pounded by temptation of all sorts (women, revenge, etc). Now as much as the book seems to make fun of Adam's practice, at the same time is makes fun of how messed up the world is because most people aren't like Adam, and I respect the writer for that. This once again was a book that I had heard about, and picked it up on a whim at Comic-con for $5. But I love it.

So that's it for TPBs from recent. Still, here are books I have read for a while in monthly issues that I still recommend:

-Invincible: Currently the best superhero book out in my opinion. Lots of fun after 50 issues, and 51st brought a great reboot after the 50th issues intense changes.

-The Walking Dead: This is my favorite ongoing series, and is a black-and-white story about those left after a zombie apocalypse. However it is taken very seriously, and is a very intense book in which no character is safe from being killed off. From the same writer of Invincible, Robert Kirkman, who is a champion for Image comics, and my favorite writer. However, Robert...please get issues out on time...2 months between issues recently is too long to wait.

-Marvel's 1985: This short series is halfway through it's six-issue run and is about a real world kid from a broken home with an intense imagination that suddenly becomes alive as his town is invaded by Marvel villains and protected by Marvel heroes. This story pretty much sums up what every kid dreamed about. Written by Mark Millar (The Ultimates 1+2, Wanted).

-War Heroes: New series about soldiers fighting in the middle east who are given boosted abilites by the government. First issue came out only last week, but was a great start. Also written by Mark Millar, but for Image Comics.

-Secret Invasion(One-shots, Main Story, Frontline, Fantastic Four):
Not much to say about this except it is a ton of fun so far, although hard to keep track of who is a skrull and who isn't. Thank goodness for the internet. Really enjoying it though, and will finish the Fantastic Four run of this mini-series in a few days. Main story is written by Bendis, who is a heavyhitter for Marvel.

-Hellboy - The Crooked Man: This is a 3 issue story about Hellboy in the 50s in a small town. Art is really good, especially considering writer Mike Mignola is not drawing the book like he normally does. Story is complex for the first issue, and I hope it carries out through the last two.

-Kick-Ass: Another Mark Millar book, this time drawn by Jon Romita Jr. It is only three issues in, but could easily overtake The Walking Dead as my favorite current book if it keeps it up. It is a heck of a lot of fun, and truly outrageously violent for no reason, hence the title. Last issue took quite a spin at the end, so I am stoked for issue #4. Also, there is already a movie in pre-production. Interestingly enough, this is published by Icon Comics, which means Millar is currently writing for 3 different publishers. Most writers get locked in by one company during a run of their comic, so it is obvious that Millar is one of the best writers out there if he can pull this off...or maybe it's that the Wanted film cost relatively little to make, and made a lot more than that.

Now its time to go finish The Safest Place, then finish up with a real book I started, Speaker for the Dead, which is book #2 in the Ender's series by Orson Scott Card.

Monday, July 28, 2008

So my blog has been slacking lately...

So I guess I haven't really posted a blog since before school ended and a ton of crap has happened since then.

But I dont really want to bother typing all of it, so I will just go for a brief summary:

1. I went to Tunisia for 3 weeks to visit my brother Jack who resides there. We had fun and went to some awesome Star Wars Filming locations.
2. I have not done much this summer at all. It is odd that I have not blogged, since much of my time has been spent in front of this screen.
3. I just got back from Comic-con and had a blast. I met some awesome people (celebrities, and fellow comic-conners) and am planning to go again next year but for the full four days.

School starts again soon, and I am pretty excited for that, and am hoping to start a film/media podcast (video hopefully). This will possibly be with, as I know they wish to have one as well, so hopefully we can create a fun podcast for everyone to enjoy. And hopefully this will grant us press passes into Comic-con next year. Hahaha. Maybe.

Ok, time to go do some reading...I am in the midst of reading the second book in the Ender's series by Orson Scott Card, called Speaker for the Dead. So far it is pretty awesome, but I may take a break tonight and blow through Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo's Lex Luthor: Man of Steel which I have heard great things about.

I will try not to totally half-ass this from now on.

EDIT: I am posting this in the morning after I wrote it, as our internet went down midway through writing it, so I just went to bed.

Monday, May 5, 2008

GTA IV... amazing.

Finals are pretty much done for me now, and soon I will be heading off to Tunisia for 3 weeks to visit Jabba's Palace and the Lars Homestead.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Forgetting Sarah Marshall...

...was awesome.

I have never before heard such a glorious Gandalf reference, nor ever heard a reference to the awesomeness of Mr. Snuffleupagus.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Lars and the Real Girl

Last night I settled down to watch Lars and the Real Girl (LRG) after having watched a lousy movie (Dragon Wars aka D-War) followed by an awesome action movie (Alien vs. Predator: Requiem - Only good for the unrated version). By the time I reached LRG, I was somewhat tired of continuous action, and was intrigued by the little info I knew about LRG. All I knew was that Ryan Gosling was in it, and he turns everything to gold, as well as that the plot revolves around him buying a sex doll as a girlfriend. And that is all I will say about the plot. Beyond that the way the movie develops caught me so off guard, much like Gone Baby Gone and No Country for Old Men did, that I could not believe that this movie slipped under my radar and I only watched it based off of someone else getting it on Netflix.

So go and watch this movie.

I would also like to add how this movie added to my growing dislike for the movie Juno. Juno was a film that when I first saw, I actually liked. however, in this liking I felt the movie was very flawed, and personally felt the script was very forced in terms of much of the dialogue. After thinking about the movie later, I began compiling a list of why I actually did not like the movie. This dislike grew when it was nominated for multiple oscars, especially the Best Picture category, which I felt should have been filled by either Gone Baby Gone, Into the Wild, or several other great films. However, now having seen Lars and the Real Girl, I can safely say that I hate Juno, as it stole the limelight from LRG, which is a great film.

Thursday, April 17, 2008


I gave the page a facelift, so now I have a photo, and a profile and some other crap.

I also added a poll on my page. It runs until May 10th, so please respond to it quickly.

New Blog + Internet Advice

So this is my new blog entitled "Oh My Face Hurts". I have made several attempts previously to craft a successful blog, and have failed each time (first was another blogspot account, second was a joint blog with Stanton Gagel that fizzled out quick, but may make a return at some point). As of yet I have made no attempt to personalize this blog but I imagine the near future will bring some gloriousness to my profile and aesthetic feel of this space.

That being said I have a few things to say about the internets. The first is that people take the internets far too seriously in general. This online galaxy exists for a mere four purposes. These purposes are as follows:

1. Instant News/Gossip
2. Funny Photos (LOLcats, Motivational Posters, etc.)
3. YouTube
4. Lying

Without lying, the internet would not exist, and nor would my internet fame as a message board flamer. I really don't know how I would spend my days if I was not searching the internet for deep message board posts, and taint them with my comparison of their mothers to fecal matter. That is why the internet exists, and I think a lot of people have yet to embrace their inner d-bag.

That being said, I leave you now with these parting words of wisdom:

"Life is like a hurricane,
Here in, Duckburg."